Funny Birthday Status For Brother, Wishes & Quotes

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Funny Birthday Status For Brother

Happy birthday to a special brother, we were born together, we’ve grown up together and now we’re very old together. Isn’t it depressing?

Happy Birthday to the brother I’m least ashamed of.

I heard you fancied a laugh on your birthday so I’ve put a mirror in this card.

Happy birthday brother from the best gift our parents ever gave you.

It depresses me each day that there’s nothing I can do about you being my brother, here’s a card you nitwit.

They say a brother is for life, I’d rather cancel my membership.

Happy birthday sibling, sorry that you’re related to me, it can’t be easy being the inferior one.

Happy birthday bro, from your far superior sister.

You were meant for an amazing life, brother. Have a great birthday.

No matter how good or bad the last year was, I’ll be here to make this next one awesome. Happy birthday, brother.

Happy Birthday. As your brother, I’m glad I get to sweat the small stuff with you – and be there to celebrate the big stuff – like your birthday!

Happy birthday, brother. Can’t wait to see what’s in store for you this year. I know it will be something incredible.

Brother, I hope all of your wildest dreams come true this year.

On your birthday, I hope you know how amazing you are. And I hope this world is ready for your next great idea!

Brother, my wish for you is that you find everything you are looking for in this life. Happy birthday.

We might be celebrating today, brother, but I hope you realize how awesome you are all year long. Happy Birthday.

Heart Touching Birthday Wishes for Your Brother

Happy birthday to my dear brother and friend. Proud of the man you have become.

Bro, not only are you one of my favorite people on this planet, I think you’re out of this world! Wishing you a stellar year ahead of you.

The world is ready for your greatness, brother. Get out there and show ’em what you’re made of. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to the best brother ever. You can knock any obstacles our of your way in life, and I’ll always be by you side to help you do it.

Brother, you’ve shown me what it means to live life to the fullest. Happy birthday to a fantastic guy who appreciates every moment.

Happy birthday to my brother. You always remind me that the cup is half full. Thanks for sharing your positive perspective.

Brother, your light shines brighter than most. Keep on gleaming and have a great birthday.

As your fave sibling, I figured my presence was enough of a gift. You’re welcome!

My gift to you is a lot like bigfoot: nowhere to be found. Sorry about that!

Brother, you’ve really matured over the years. Thank goodness, I really couldn’t handle it for much longer. Happy birthday.

Life as an only child would have been boring. Quiet and peaceful, but boring. Happy birthday.

On the plus side, you’re old enough to start lying about your age if you want. Pros and cons, bro.

In the wise words of Hulk Hogan: “Oh yeah, brother!” Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to the guy who is an expert on getting on my nerves, but who I still like anyways.

No, I’m not just here for the cake, but it’s a big plus. Happy birthday, bro.

I forgot to get you a present, so how about I do all of your chores for a week? Happy birthday, bro.

Yes, you’re getting older. Look at this way, I’ll always be older and have more wrinkles. Happy birthday, brother.

Happy birthday to my favorite pest. Today I promise not to get too annoyed with you.

Brother, on your birthday I would love to give you a huge, expensive gift. Too bad I’m too broke to give you more than this birthday wish.

Having you for a brother has made me tougher and a lot more patient. So thanks for that! Happy birthday.

Brother Birthday Quotes

“A very happy birthday to my brother who is responsible for all the crazy things we have done during childhood days. Happy birthday brother.”

“When somebody looks at us, they have no problem differentiating among who is older and who is younger. Happy birthday!”

“It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. So, that’s pretty cool.”

“Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of zombie apocalypse.”

“You are never by my side but always in my heart. Happy birthday to the coolest guy.”

“You put your head in ice water and I would guarantee your hairs would be as smooth as crocodile’s teeth! Wishing happy birthday brother!”

“Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.”

“Sometimes I wonder, if I had one more brother like you, my childhood would have been double fun. But I only had one ‘you’. Happy birthday!”

“Happy birthday to the coolest brother! The day is brighter and more fun when you’re around.”

“Happy birthday bro! May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbow!”

“Today, we are celebrating mom and dad’s second favorite kid: my brother! Happy birthday!”

“Happy birthday to a brother who is smart, funny, witty, charming… and reminds me a lot of myself!”

“The funny thing about you is that even though you age, your maturity level always stays the same! Happy birthday brother!”

“Thank you for ruining every childhood photo of ours. Still today, every photo looks bad when it has your face in it! Happy birthday!”

“Happiest Birthday my amazing brother! You deserve nothing but the best.”

Fun Happy Birthday Quotes

Happy birthday brother, apparently your increase of age warrants a whole day where I can’t bully you. Doesn’t seem very fair.

Happy birthday to my beautiful, charming brother. (Yes I’m not normally this nice but you never know when I might need some bone marrow).

Happy big gay birthday to my big gay brother.

From one handsome brother to, well, a brother. Have a brilliant birthday.

Happy birthday from the greatest thing our parents produced.

We’ve shared a womb, we’ve shared a house, we’ve even shared a bedroom. So, I think it’s only fair that you share any money that’s in this card.

Happy Birthday from one bro to another, I think it’s very offensive that you were born on the same day as me.

I thought big brothers were supposed to be the sensible ones, turning this old doesn’t seem very sensible to me.

Brother it must be awful being as old as you. Have a relatively ‘easy on the hips’ day.

Happy birthday to my big brother, even though you’re old now, be safe in the knowledge that I’m still younger than you.

Happy birthday to my big brother, how does it feel to officially be old.

I was looking for a funny birthday joke for a big brother but there’s a real risk at your age you’ll pee yourself.

Happy birthday to someone who’s going to earn the title of big brother after all the cake you’re going to eat tonight.

A big brother as amazing as you deserves only the best on his special day. It’s a shame I was too lazy to get you anything.

Happy birthday big brother, I’m sorry there’s no cure for your affliction. Being an annoying pleb-head.

Brother Birthday Quotes In English

Siblings by blood, friends by choice. Happy birthday to one of my favorite dudes.

Bro, you have always been my hero. Hope your birthday is as super as you!

Through the years, you’ve always been by my side. Happy birthday to my favorite (and only) brother.

We may have our ups and downs, but I still love you. Happy birthday, brother.

Our youthful days may be over, but it’s just as fun being old. Thanks for keeping life exciting, brother.

Like was lucky enough to give me you as a brother, but it’s staying connected that has made our relationship great. Happy birthday, brother.

Happy birthday, brother! What should we check off the bucket list this year?

Happy birthday to my favorite brother. Celebrating all the moments in the past __ years that have been better because of you.

No matter where you are or what you do, know that I love you! Happy birthday, brother!

I won the brother jackpot with you. Maybe I should try my luck more often! Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, brother. I’m thankful you’re always in my corner. I hope this birthday is a TKO.

Brother, you have been a blessing to me and I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Happy birthday.

Best Brother Birthday Quotes

“No matter how serious life gets, you’ve got to have that one person you can be completely stupid with. So glad I’ve got you, bro! Have a brilliant birthday!”

“Happy birthday, brother! It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.”

“Don’t get messy on your birthday this year as you were a total mess on your last birthday.”

“Birthdays are for enjoyments and for parties, so party hard on your birthday brother!”

“Your Birthday party is the most awaited day for me as when we can make fun of you as much as we want!”

“Brother tries to over smart other brother, which is making dumb of each other. Happy birthday dear brother! Love you.”

“Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.”

“Happy birthday! At this point in your life, you should really think of making a new start. You should really start lying about your age.”

“Birthdays are like girlfriends; they come and go- unless you enjoy them. Happy Birthday!”

“Dude, you are so busted when I start spilling your secrets. Better share that cake. Have a nice Birthday Bro!”

“I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!”

“It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.”

Big bro, you’re the best protector around. Have a great birthday.

You’ve been with me since day one, and I couldn’t be luckier. Happy birthday, big brother.

I know being my big brother isn’t always easy, but thanks for being there for me, anyway. Happy birthday.

As your birthday present, I promise to tattle a little less on you this year.

We started as brothers. We grew up to be best friends. Happy birthday, bro.

Happy birthday, big brother. Even though I’m taller than you now, I still look up to you figuratively.

Happy birthday! I know I don’t say it enough, but I’m actually really glad you’re my big brother.

Happy birthday, little brother. As your gift, I’ll let you beat me at arm wrestling.

I wasn’t so sure about you when you were born, but now I’m pretty glad you were. Happy birthday, buddy.

I was so excited when I found out I’d have a little brother. Best day of my life! Happy birthday, pal.

Brother, you’ve taught me a lot over the years, but mostly how to be patient with people who are a little annoying. Happy birthday. You’re much less annoying now.

Happy birthday to my little buddy for life.

Happy birthday bro. My gift to you is to try not to bug you too much today.