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Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Male

Happiest of birthdays to the kid who always knows what to say, what to wear, and when to leave the party.

Older? Definitely. Wiser? Well, that’s debatable. Happy Birthday!

Happy National You Day!

Happy birthday! I would have bought you a gift, but it’s above my pay grade.

Have the happiest birthday—being friends with me is the only gift you need!

Every day we celebrate you, but today you get a card.

In banana years, you’re ripe enough for bread!

Wishing you the best birthday. Hey, at least you’re not as old as you will be next year!

Happy birthday to the world’s oldest child! Glad I found a fellow deviant.

Happy day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb!

You don’t look a day over 20! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Have a great birthday!

Here’s to you! Grateful you came into my life to make me seem normal!

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.

Happy birthday! As they say, better out than in.

I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be wreaking havoc in the senior home together! Until then, happy birthday, darling!

A quick reminder on your special day: well-behaved women rarely make history. But we don’t have to worry about that!

Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t foresee, and most certainly forget about the present because I did not get you one.

Happy birthday buddy! I hope your heart today is as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.

Happy birthday! I think it’s great that your parents met.

To the best friend a person could ask for—my one regret is not meeting you sooner (so I could have annoyed you longer).

Boyfriends/girlfriends come and go, so thank goodness we’re stuck together. Hope you have the best day to my day one!

With each trip around the sun you grow smarter, better looking, and funnier! May this be the year you catch up to me!

So glad you were born. Happy birthday and keep up the good work getting older!

Happy bidet! In this day and age, a good friend is harder to find than toilet paper!

Ten out of ten friendship experience, definitely coming back next year.

Happy birthday to a real-life baddie! May you continue to make everyone around you jealous.

I can’t wait to celebrate you today! Name a better birthday duo. I’ll wait.

Happy birthday to my fellow golden girl!

Statistics show that those who have the most birthday live the longest. Too bad we were always terrible at math!

Cheers to more fun, more memories, and fewer mistakes!

Hope you have the best personal new year!

Happiest birthday to the one person who knows all my secrets!

Another birthday, another year we haven’t spilled each other’s secrets. Let’s make this the best yet!

Our friendship is like fine wine—it only gets better with age.

You’ve always been able to rock any hair color… gray included!

When we were younger, old lady stuff like crochet was cute and quirky. Soon it’s just going to be expected of us.

You’re officially too old to shop at Forever 21.

I wanted to get you the cast of ‘Magic Mike’ but they were too expensive. So I’ll just call the fire department when you start cooking tonight instead.

You used to get so annoyed when you were carded by every bartender. Now you’ll thank them!

Best friends never need to be told they are best friends. So, I don’t need to tell you, right? Have a fantastic birthday, buddy!

It’s your birthday. Let’s do something stupid together.

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

You see, you should not be ashamed of growing old, not only you get to play the smart guy all the time, but all antiques like you also have great value! Happy birthday old man!

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.

Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy birthday!

Two tips for your birthday: 1. Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one!

To my friend on his birthday: I want you to know that I’ve always looked up to you. Yes, you’re taller than me, but I’ve always admired your style and impeccable grooming. By the way, time to trim that nose hair.

I am grateful that you are a part of my life. All the best on your birthday!

In good times and bad, I’ll always be by your side. Happy birthday friend!

Happy, happy birthday! You deserve all the cakes, love, hugs and happiness today. Enjoy your day my friend!

Happy, healthy, exceptional, rocking birthday to you my friend!

Every step of the way you were there for me. Through thick and thin I’ll always be there for you. Happy birthday wishes!

Thanks for another year of being an awesome friend. Happy birthday dear friend!

Happy belated Birthday! I’m so sorry I forgot to write earlier, but how do you expect me to remember your birthday if you never look any older?

I promise this card isn’t late. It is intentionally arriving after your birthday because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!

HBBD! That stands for Happy Belated Birthday! Love, YTDF (Your Terribly Disorganized Friend)

I know you think this card is a few days late. It’s actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!

I’m so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy belated Birthday!

Happy Birthday friend! Don’t think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here’s wishing you a wonderful year ahead!

I gt a feeling that you’ll look really good when you get older. So don’t feel bad about how you look now. Happy birthday my friend!

I don’t have words to describe what I feel for you. Meeting you is the best thing that ever happened in my life. Happy Birthday!

Today, a very special person was born. I love him and wish him the best in the world. I will always take care of him and help in any way I can. What? You were also born today?! Happy Birthday! I wish you many successes.

Happy Birthday! I wish you a lot of happiness. If you have noticed, I send only funny birthday wishes to you because that’s what I do to the people who never send me a gift on my birthday. Hahaha, I hope you enjoy this day.

My wish for your birthday is that all your dreams and wishes are fulfilled. Especially that dream of yours of having a lot of money so you can give me a little gift. Hahaha. Have a funny happy birthday, friend.

I was going to buy you a gift, but I decided to donate my money instead to the neediest person I know. In this case, to me, since I need it more than you. Happy Birthday! I wish you the best and that your dreams are fulfilled.

I wish you a very happy birthday friend, even if it is like the tenth time you tell me that you’re only turning 30. Happy 40th Birthday. You can’t fool me, buddy.

Today a brilliant, charming, intelligent, and very talented person was born. What a pity it wasn’t you. I’m thinking of another person. Anyway, I wish you the best of success, hahaha. Happy Birthday.

I always limit the budget of my gifts for people according to what they gave me for my birthday. So, guess who am I going to buy a cheap gift for this year? Well yes, you’re one of them. Hahaha. I wish you a very Happy Birthday.

My best friend deserves all the best! I wish you happiness and success. Don’t forget to invite me because otherwise you will be left without a best friend.

Happy birthday, dear best friend! Since you always think that being older is fun, I hope you see yourself in the mirror so you can laugh heartily! Hahaha. I wish you a lot of happiness.

I wish you the best in the world and that all your life expectations are met. I wish your problems are as few and as distant from each other as my grandmother’s teeth. Happy Birthday!

Today I come to give you a tip, remove the mirrors from your house, lest you get scared and get a heart attack. Happy Birthday.

On this special day, I have decided to go out and explore the world, travel to as many places as possible, and have a great time. What do you think if you take care of my pet while I have fun? Hahaha, I wish you a lot of success. Happy Birthday!

Unless you’re a bottle of wine or a slice of good cheese, age doesn’t matter! Happy Birthday!

I hope you have many more years and that you enjoy your day. Next year I will bring you a gift, as I promised for the past ten years. Happy Birthday!

On your birthday I want to give you some advice. Do not look too much in the mirror because you are already an old man. Happy Birthday!

Every year you get older, I don’t know whether to applaud or sympathize, but in the meantime, happy birthday!

Happy Birthday! Smile while you still can. In a few years, your teeth will fall out.

Don’t you think you’ve been around for too long? Just kidding. Happy Birthday! Hope you have a fun celebration.

I know you’re upset about having your birthday before me, but don’t worry, the two of us are going to be just as old. Happy Birthday!

Laugh and laugh all you can while you still have teeth. It won’t be for long when they’re gone. Happy Birthday!

Years are like snot; the older you have, the more difficult it is to breathe. I hope you don’t have a lot of snot. Congratulations!

I am greeting you via the internet so I won’t have to spend money on a card. Happy Birthday!

Congratulations on your newly gray hair! Cheers to more years and gray hairs to come! Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday to the most exciting and fantastic person you know. I wish you a happy birthday with all my ASS (I would say with all my heart, but my ass is bigger)

Happy Birthday Are you older? Yes. Are you wiser? That’s up for debate!

Birthdays are good for your health. It is scientifically proven that people who celebrate more birthdays live longer. Congratulations!

Happy Birthday! May your Facebook and WhatsApp be filled with greetings from people you hardly know.

I hope you celebrate your birthday the same way you came into the world. Naked and screaming.

Free shots! Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to a friend who is good, smart, attractive, funny… and reminds me a lot of myself. Hope you have a great birthday and may all your wishes come true.

Happy birthday! And remember that at least you are not as old as you will be next year

Congratulations! Your birthday is the perfect excuse to go for drinks during the week. Happy Birthday!

You have not reached 30, you simply have 29.95 plus VAT.

Stop being younger than me witch! Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to someone who I hope will remain, my friend, even when we are too old to remember our birthdays.

Best friend: someone you can be yourself with, someone you can have useless conversations with, someone who still likes you even when you’re weird, someone who forgets to buy you a birthday present… that’s why I came up with this.

Happy birthday to my best friend! We make a great team: I am smart, beautiful, and talented …And you are great being my friend!

When I am depressed you are there for me. When I need someone to talk to, you are there for me. When I need a shoulder to cry on, you are there for me. On your birthday I promise to always be there for you…so that you invite me for drinks!

Happy Birthday! Remember to behave! May all your dreams come true in this new stage that you are beginning.

Remember that when they ask you how old you are, you can always answer: “18”. We’ll know it means that you are 18 with 32 years of experience. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, Bestie! I don’t know how I endured you all these years.

I was thinking about getting something awesome for your birthday but then I realized that you already have me. Happy Birthday!

I am sending you this birthday wish to remind you that you’re so lucky to have me. I am the only one capable of putting up with your antics. Happy Birthday! Hope you have a wonderful day.

On your birthday, I am wishing you a brighter future. Because now, all your prospects are dim. Happy Birthday, Buddy.

It’s my turn to remind you you’re getting old because that’s what you always do on my birthday. Happy Birthday. You’re really old.

Happy Birthday my friend. Did you know that you are truly unique? For example, other people get wiser as they age. And then there’s you who does the opposite.

I often ask myself, what did I do to deserve a friend like you? I must have done something terribly wrong in my past life. That’s why you came into my life and make it so miserable. Lol. Just joking. Happy Birthday! Funny birthday for best friend aside, you really are a great friend.

You’re a kind, patient, understanding, and forgiving person. These are the qualities that I like most about you. By the way, I don’t have a gift for you on your birthday. I figured that because of your highly positive qualities, you wouldn’t mind not receiving a gift at all. I hope my birthday wishes for best friend funny would suffice. Happy Birthday!

It’s the thought that counts. That’s why I didn’t bother getting you a gift. Besides, I didn’t get any from you on my last birthday. Happy Birthday!

Since you forgot to give me a gift on my birthday, I am returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

I remembered your birthday without a Facebook reminder. I swear. Wink. Happy Birthday!

I spent hours and hours on the Internet trying to find you the perfect birthday wish. But I still haven’t found one. So just make do with my Happy Birthday message friend.

Congratulations! You’re finally qualified to receive senior benefits! Happy Birthday!

Don’t whine about your age. Just be thankful you did all the stupid stuff you did before the Internet was a thing or else you’ll be viral. Happy Birthday!

At your age, you’ve learned many lessons and gained enough wisdom. Now only if you can remember them! Happy Birthday!

Like a good wine, we improve a lot with age… or rather we feel better about our age with lots of wine.

It’s your birthday. I will never forget this day because it is a great opportunity to remind you how old you are. Happy Birthday.