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Happy Birthday Wishes For Myself

I may be old, but at least I’m alive to wish me a happy birthday! Not many people have this kind of fortune.

Before someone reminds me of my age, makes a sick joke about it and put it as their birthday wish caption, I want to wish myself a happy birthday.

Not many people understand this, but if you want to grow old and grow mature, you first have to be alive. I have been doing this for ages now!

Since no one cares about me these days, I am going to wish myself out loud so the entire online community know it’s my birthday!

I’ve reached that period of my life when scrolling down to select birth year isn’t fun anymore. Happy birthday to myself!

I hope the price of candle skyrockets this year so my friends can’t afford to buy as many candles as my age on my birthday.

If I wasn’t born, the word ‘Awesome’ would have gone extinct from dictionaries. It feels wonderful to be someone of such importance. Happy birthday to myself!

On my birthday, I know my real friends by my bank alerts. You know what I’m saying?

Not many people understand this, but if you want to grow old and grow mature, you first have to be alive. I have been doing this for ages now!

I hope the price of candle skyrockets this year so my friends can’t afford to buy as many candles as my age on my birthday.

Sometimes I feel like I’m a diamond who just happened to be imported out of Africa a long time ago. Happy birthday to the living gem, the purest soul ever….. myself!

A very Happy Birthday to me, heartfelt wishes to myself, happy birthday me awesome!

Happy Birthday to me! My birthday is the most special day of the year so I hope my family and friends throw me a big surprise party!

It’s funny how we grow older and happy when, in reality, we are a day closer to our Graves.

On my Birthday, I wish for many great things! Oh, who am I kidding? I wish for a spot on the couch and a piece of birthday cake!

As I commemorate my Birthday, I do not just see someone a year older and has wrinkles. I also see someone with gray hair! Happy Birthday to me!

I celebrate my special day, still full of wonder! I wonder where my car keys are. I wonder where I parked, I wonder why my hip does that thing when I walk…

Today, I have decided that getting older is great! Well, not for me! For someone else!
Best Wishes on my Birthday!

Cheers to me on my Birthday! Now that it is here, I am grateful to be a year older! More things ache, but I am too old to think about all of them and to care!

People spend their entire life to be a great person. I’m so blessed that I was born great. Today is the day to celebrate this holy greatness of mine! Happy birthday to me!

Sometimes I feel like I’m a diamond who just happened to be imported out of Africa a long time ago. Happy birthday to the living gem, the purest soul ever….. myself!

Happiest of birthdays to me. Happiest of birthdays to me. Oh yes, the happiest of birthdays to me. What’s that—you want to wish me a happy birthday?

Happy Birthday to someone that’s one-in-a-million and the creme of the crop! You are the icing on the cake! That’s right, I sure am!

I can sense from afar that today is the world’s most humble guy’s birthday. Wishing myself great years ahead.

It’s always a sheer honor to look into the mirror every morning and meet someone as amazing as me! So happy birthday to that amazing person!

Happy Birthday to me! Today is all about myself so I am going to enjoy all the attention and love people shower on the birthday girl!

Happy Birthday to me! My birthday is the most special day of the year so I hope my family and friends throw me a big surprise party!

Let me be the first to wish me a Happy Birthday today.

Today is my birthday! My life may not have turned out exactly as I planned, but all in all, I’m one lucky

Today is going to be awesome, for it is my birthday.

Happy Birthday to me! It’s been a long road (don’t ask how long!), but I’m proud of the person I’ve become, and grateful for the life I have. Every day is a blessing, but this day is extra-special.

My birthday is exactly one week from today. That means you still have time to get free shipping on my present!

It’s my birthday! Thanks in advance for all the wonderful things you people are going to do for me today!

Happy Birthday to me! And don’t you dare ask how old I am!

Today, I will be going around town collecting all the free stuff that I can. That’s right, people – it’s my birthday!

Just wanted to wish myself a wonderful birthday today. I also sent myself a nice birthday card that was supposed to arrive today, but unfortunately it came back Return to Sender.

Calories don’t count today because it’s my special day!

Getting old sucks! From now on, no birthdays for me until further notice.

Happy birthday to the most awesome human on this planet—me!

Let’s skip the formalities, okay? It’s my special day and I want gifts.

It’s proven by science that the more birthdays you celebrate, the longer you live.

To everyone who ever wanted to spank me, now is your chance! It’s my birthday!

To those who didn’t greet me with “happy birthday” today, you’ll be unfriended tomorrow.

Today, I’m going to a party like it’s my birthday. Oh wait, it is!

Happy birthday sister! With each passing year, I know you’ll continue to do amazing things. That’s just the kind of person you are. Wishing you a day full of celebrating from start to finish.

Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.

Another delicious cake is going to be wasted today for the birthday of a useless person whose existence in this world makes no difference at all. Happy Birthday to that person!

A guy texts you on your phone, wishes you a Happy Birthday, and the next day, you think he’s gonna buy you some gifts? No, he is the one asking for a treat. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

You can pretend to be old when you are dead. Till then, you are just a little kid who wants to grow up someday. Happy Birthday, baby brother!

The only good your birth has brought is your dumbness. It has been entertaining me for years!

Life can be so unfair at times. I don’t know what bad I did in life to deserve such an annoying brother like you. Happy Birthday!

This is the day you arrived to steal my share of mom and dad’s love. Happy birthday, brother.

You always were my annoying younger brother, and I’m pleased to say that you still are my annoying little bro!

When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!

Happy birthday brother! Although I’m really not sure why we’re celebrating you when it was mom who did all the hard work.

A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.

Wishing a happy birthday to my favorite brother of all time – I know you’re my only brother, but still. You’re the best I could ask for all year round.

Happy birthday to the coolest brother! The day is brighter and more fun when you’re around.

Hooray it’s your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Today it’s all about you – have fun and enjoy your special day!

Happy birthday brother! Although I’m really not sure why we’re celebrating you when it was mom who did all the hard work.

A blessed day indeed, Today, I want to wish myself a happy birthday! Happy birthday to me!

Welcome to my house, let’s eat, drink and party because it’s my birthday!

Happy birthday to the most jovial, funny, and awesome person in the world! Happy birthday to me!

You have been a wonderful child, happy birthday to me!

To quote the fabulous Dr. Seuss: “I am what I am. That’s a great thing to be. If I say to myself, “Happy Birthday to me!” it means a great deal to me!

Happy Birthday to someone awesome, talented, beautiful, and funny! Yes, that’s right, today is my birthday!

Today is my birthday, and I swear I will take up arms to defend myself against anyone who tells me I have become old.

Cheers to myself for surviving another year! May I have many more wonderful, crazy years ahead of me! Happy Birthday, Me!

Happy Birthday to someone that’s one-in-a-million and the creme of the crop! You are the icing on the cake! That’s right, I sure am!

It’s that time of year again. You know—the cake and ice cream. It’s my outrageous birthday! Time to start the party!

Happiest of birthdays to me. Happiest of birthdays to me. Oh yes, happiest of birthdays to me. What’s that—you want to wish me a happy birthday?

Thank you so much for the wonderful birthday wishes! My cup overfloweth with tremendous gratitude and love for each and every one of you! May we have another year of incredible adventures and unimaginable opportunities!

Happy thoughts. Happy memories. Happy dreams. Happy Birthday! H-a-p-p-y B-i-r-t-h-d-a-y!

I’m another year older and another year more gorgeous, intelligent, and talented as ever! Happy Birthday to me!

I plan on having an amazing, awesome, super, fantastic year full of many new adventures and crazy travels! My birthday means I’m another year older and another year wiser! You better watch out!

I had a fabulous birthday! I love getting older. I just hope when I get to be Betty White’s age I can look half as good as she does!

In honor of my birthday I am refraining from making any sarcastic comments and overindulging in cake and ice cream…Oh who am I kidding?? I’m going to be stuffing my face and looking for any new wrinkles or grey hairs!

If it were up to me I’d spend today binge watching Netflix and eating crappy cake. Since today is my birthday I guess that’s exactly what I’m going to do! Happy birthday to me on the best day ever!

On my birthday, I am going to be my own best friend: eat too much cake, give bad advice, and party until dawn!

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