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Insulting Birthday Wishes For Best Friend
It’s not your fault, buddy. No one can help the fact that you’re growing old. Haha! So you might as well enjoy it while you can.
How long has it been since you’ve taken a bath? The reason why I’m asking this is that you smell awful. Happy birthday and go take a shower at least today.
There are two types of people in the world; one who gives birthday parties happily and one who goes underground on the birthday. You know very well about which category you belong to. Happy birthday!
My heartfelt condolences for you not being able to make even a single girlfriend so far and I know you’ll take this record forward. Be prepared to get into an arranged marriage. Happy birthday, loser.
I am here with you to mourn the loss of your youth. Happy birthday!
Dear friends, Happy birthday to one of my dearest friends. Have you noticed that I have not gotten “older”?
Dear best friend, I hope your birthday is everything you want and more. I can’t even express how lucky I feel to be able to celebrate this occasion with you. Happy Birthday!
Smile as much as you can because seeing your smiling face makes my day. Wishing you a very happy birthday with lots of love. Enjoy the day!
When nothing goes right, I go to you. You’re my go-to person at every hour. Happy birthday.
I hope you’re enjoying your special day doing whatever it is you want!
Have you really grown wiser this year or are you acting up because it’s your birthday today? Happy birthday!
Twenty-one and still a virgin! How is it even possible for a pervert like you? Don’t worry, I’ve bought a s*x toy for you as your Birthday gift. Happy birthday, friend.
I know there’s no use in asking for a birthday party from you since I’ve not gotten one ever since we are friends. Happy birthday to the world’s most parsimonious person.
I hope you are aware of that friend vs 10 million dollars meme? If I was to choose between the two, I’d have chosen dollars over you. Happiest birthday!
When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad. Happy birthday.
Hey friend, if I get a chance to choose between you and 100 million dollars I would definitely choose the later one. Why the hell would I choose a broke friend like you? Happy birthday.
I’m so grateful for your friendship. Cheers to another year around the sun. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to my long-time, long-distance best friend! I’m sending all my best wishes your way today as you celebrate your very special day!
We’ve made so many wonderful memories together. Cheers to many more. Happy birthday!
Today is your birthday! May you receive even more blessings than you ask for, and may all good things continue to come your way. Happy birthday!
Age may seem like just a number, but look in the mirror and you’ll change your mind. Happy birthday!
Everyone ages like a bottle of wine. Some ages like a fine wine and some turn into vinegar. My friend, you are the latter one. Happy birthday!
There are two types of people in the world; one who gives birthday parties happily and one who goes underground on the birthday. You know very well which category you belong to. Happy birthday!
My dear friend, may your special day be full of beautiful, magical, and unforgettable moments!
I hope you’re ready to party because no best friend of mine is going to have a birthday less than epic. This will no doubt be a very happy birthday.
Happy birthday to my fabulous, witty, kind, brilliant best friend. There is no one else I’d rather spend the day with. Let’s celebrate and have lots of fun!
Today, I am wishing a very happy birthday to my BFF!
Happy birthday my lovely friend I wish you every happiness your hurt can hold here is another fabulous year of life you are simply the best
Tell me, what was it like when dinosaurs were still around? Haha, just kidding. Happy birthday!
We make such a great team—me with my good looks, charm, and intelligence, and you with your ability to be such a great friend to me. Happy birthday!
I still wonder how on the earth an extrovert guy like you became the friend of an introvert like me. Whatever happens, happens for the good. Happy birthday, friend!
You’re one year closer to a senior discount. Congratulations!
Do you know why I came to your birthday party? Because I wanted to impress my taste buds with the food being served over here. Haha, happy birthday!
congratulations! Another birthday and you’re still in great shape! This shows that the healthy rules of life are an outdated concept! Happy Birthday!
If you don’t take the pledge of cutting your weight this birthday I won’t bring a birthday cake for you. Happy birthday my cute fatty friend!
You are amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, and intelligent—but don’t get too excited. I’m only saying all these things because it’s your birthday today.
Happy, happy birthday! You deserve all the cakes, love, hugs, and happiness today. Enjoy your day, my friend!
I wish you love and joy. Thank you for being my best friend.
Haha, you’ve turned 18 today. I remember the times when we used to fight when we were kids and you always cried like a crying baby. Happy birthday!
My life was beautiful then you entered it and everything become so gloomy. You seem like a curse on my life but still, I love you. Happy birthday my lousy friend!
Dear friends, Happy birthday to one of my dearest friends. Have you noticed that I have not gotten “older”?
I know there’s no use of asking for a birthday party from you since I’ve not gotten one ever since we are friends. Happy birthday to the world’s most parsimonious person.
When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad. Happy birthday.
There are two types of people in the world; one who gives birthday parties happily and one who goes underground on the birthday. You know very well about which category you belong to. Happy birthday!
We make such a great team—me with my good looks, charm, and intelligence, and you with your ability to be such a great friend to me. Happy birthday!
congratulations! Another birthday and you’re still in great shape! This shows that the healthy rules of life are an outdated concept! Happy Birthday!
Haha, you’ve turned 18 today. I remember the times when we used to fight when we were kids and you always cried like a crying baby. Happy birthday!
OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations for turning one year OLDer.
Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday!
Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday!
Very good On your birthday, smile, all you can …! It’s great for wrinkles! Congratulations!
How long has it been since you’ve taken a bath? The reason why I’m asking this is that you smell awful. Happy birthday and go take a shower at least today.
Some people may tell you that age has added grace and maturity to your looks. That’s just a nice way of saying that you have become old and boring. Happy birthday.
We know it’s your birthday today and you’re dying to throw us a splendid party. So, here we are. Happy birthday!
Unbearable! For your birthday, I will grant each and every one of your wishes,
My heartfelt condolences for you not being able to make even a single girlfriend so far and I know you’ll take this record forward. Be prepared to get into an arranged marriage. Happy birthday, loser.
Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life, and also subtracts years from your life. Whichever way, it is never good news. Happy birthday.
Hey friend, if I get a chance to choose between you and 100 million dollars I would definitely choose the later one. Why the hell would I choose a broke friend like you? Happy birthday. Copied!
It is better to be one year older than one month late. Happy birthday!
Friendship is all about give and take. You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Happy birthday.
I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday!
The belly – It is natural to become more and more silent with age, and it is not easy to talk while putting your belly in! Congratulations!
I hope you are aware of that friend vs 10 million dollars meme? If I was to choose between the two, I’d have chosen dollars over you. Happiest birthday!
Don’t worry, I am right here by your side to help you mourn the death of your youth. Happy birthday.
I still wonder how on earth an extrovert guy like you became the friend of an introvert like me. Whatever happens, happens for the good. Happy birthday, friend!
Happy birthday to you and your newest chin.
STILL 29?!?!? When will recycling be done? Happy Birthday!
Everyone ages like a bottle of wine. Some ages like fine wine and some turn into vinegar. My friend, you are the latter one. Happy birthday!
If you don’t take the pledge of cutting your weight this birthday I won’t bring a birthday cake for you. Happy birthday my cute fatty friend!
I hate surprises, so I really hope you have good food at your party. Happy birthday!
We have learned that you celebrate another birthday. Well, maybe “celebrate” is certainly not the right word. Happy Birthday!
On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there. Happy birthday.
My life was beautiful then you entered in it and everything become so gloomy. You seem like a curse on my life but still, I love you. Happy birthday my lousy friend!
You are a kind, beautiful, and amazing person. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these lies on your birthday today!
So many candles, they make the cake look small! Happy Birthday!
Do you know why I came to your birthday party? Because I wanted to impress my taste buds with the food being served over here. Haha, happy birthday!
Angels are few, and so are you. And that is what makes you so special. Many Many Happy Returns of the day. Have an amazing day and an even more amazing year ahead.
Here’s wishing you a birthday filled with blessings: the gold at the end of the rainbow, many four-leafed clovers, and the love of a good family. Happy birthday!
Today I’m shouting from the rooftops that it’s my best friend’s birthday, hooray!
A special day to say that I care. A special way to say that I am there, In everything you desire, Will be with you forever, Happy birthday my bestie! Stay blessed in life.
I hope your birthday is full of sunshine and rainbows, love, and laughter! Sending many good wishes to you on your special day.
I don’t know who are those people who give sensible advice to their friends if some problem arises as you only increase the level of my problems. Happy birthday to the biggest problem creator of my life.
OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy, and Dull. Congratulations on turning one-year OLDer.
You are an ass of all trades but master of not a single thing. Happiest birthday to the most useless friend in this world.
Do you remember the last time I told you that you were an amazing person? Of course, you don’t, because you’re growing old and your memory is failing you. On that note, have a great birthday today.
I wanted to write some appreciative message for you but I failed at writing it as there’s nothing to appreciate in you. Wishing a very happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to a special person, brings so much joy to my heart! I cherish every moment that we spend together dear, and I wish you never-ending happiness! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Happy Birthday to my best friend forever. I love you, rain, or shine babe.
Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday!
I feel bad making age-related jokes because you’re actually pretty old. Happy birthday!
I’ve been thinking about what to gift you on your birthday for the last one week and finally, I’ve reached a conclusion. I’m going to gift you the title of being lazy, it’ll suit you the best. Happy birthday to the laziest.
Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday!
The key reason I desperately wait for your birthday is that it is the only day when you throw me a party. What a nincompoop you are! Happy birthday dear friend!
We know you’re growing old, but you’ll always be young on the inside. Happy birthday, champ.
Every time I see a monkey, I think about you as you both resemble in appearance as well as in actions. Happy birthday!
Very good On your birthday, smile, all you can …! It’s great for wrinkles! Congratulations!
We know that you’re becoming dull and forgetful with age but don’t you forget to give us some birthday cake. Happy birthday!
How are you even celebrating your birthday? You are one year closer to your death now. Haha, happy birthday!
How long has it been since you’ve taken a bath? The reason why I’m asking this is that you smell awful. Happy birthday and go take a shower at least today.
Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year. Happy birthday.
You are an ass of all trades but master of not a single thing. Happiest birthday to the most useless friend in this world.
I won’t lie—I’m only here for the cake. Happy birthday!
I have heard that your husband has given you a leather jacket for your birthday. It’s strange, and it seemed that he was very fond of that nice dog …!
I’m a very busy person and you must consider yourself lucky as I remember your birthday, not everyone gets the same treatment. Happy birthday stupid!
The true meaning of our friendship is that we can celebrate your birthday even if you are broke and you can be happy even if friends don’t have enough money to buy you a gift. Happy birthday.
Another year has gone by but you haven’t gotten any wiser. Oh, well. Happy birthday!
Well, you don’t look so bad for a person your age.
I don’t know who are those people who give sensible advice to their friends if some problem arises as you only increase the level of my problems. Happy birthday to the biggest problem creator of my life.
I wish I could make fun of you on your birthday about your age. But with each passing year, I am getting older too. Happy birthday.
I have heard that people of a certain age become unbearable when they don’t get what they want! Happy Birthday!
I tried to get you an anti-aging soap, I hope that it works for you, my dearest friend, okay?
This year I am planning to make you feel that you are special, so I got you a specialist.
Be a cool cat and tell us where you’re going to throw us a party on your birthday. You know you can’t hide from us. Happy birthday.
Keep some hangover pills ready. We’re going to make sure that you need them tomorrow morning. Happy birthday.
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